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WARNING BAD JOKE
O.K so, Whatesatuya and manners have lost their best friend jail. So
there they are traveling pretty fast on a highway when they get
pulled over. The policeman walks over and asks Whatesatuya what his
name is, and Whatesatuya says, “Whatesatuya”. So then the policeman
asks, “Were are your manners” and Whatesatuya replies, “he’s in the
back seat” Then the policeman says, Do you want me to take you to
jail. And Whatesatuya replies really, you know were he is!
12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's
Rendition
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!
Following the problems in the
financial markets around the US and Europe,
uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded. Sumo Bank has gone
belly
up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and
will
likely go for a song, while today, shares in Kamikaze Bank were
suspended
after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja
Bank
is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts
report
there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that
staff may get a raw deal.
"Julie!" screamed her mother, "why
are you feeding birdseed
to the cat?"
"I have to," Julie replied. "That's where my canary is."
Q.what do you call a dog with no legs?
A.you don't call him,he can't come!
Q.Whats a hackers favorite food?
A.Spam
Q:Why did the math book commit suicide?
A:It had too many problems.
SIGNS THAT YOU BOUGHT A BAD COMPUTER MAY INCLUDE:
1.Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2.In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's
car.
3.The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
4.Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start
howling.
5.The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
6.The only chip inside is a Dorito.
Joke no.1
Q. what does Charmin ultra have in common with the star ship
enterprise?
A. they both go rings around Uranus wiping up Klingons!
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