Meghan
Hey, it’s me, BN again! It’s Halloween time!
It’s October! YIPEE! And, in case you didn’t know, Halloween is where you get to dress up in costumes as anything you want, and, where I work, and you get to dress up for, not just one night, but for an entire week!
Of course, I can’t afford all those expensive costumes, so I go as a skateboarder every year.
But, one year, it was different. That year, we were only celebrating Halloween for one day, because of the Polka Dotted Lobster shortage. (Don’t ask.) That day was cold and windy. Bolts of heavy lightning could be seen, even though it wasn’t raining. Then suddenly, a shadowy figure paced slowly down the hall, and a scream was heard. The lights flickered off for a brief moment, and then back on. But, the animals knew better than to just ignore it. Something was missing...
“Fenway’s gone!” blurted out BN, in shock. Everyone was puzzled, and started searching immediately, until a 4th grader came dashing in, saying:
“Mr. Paci’s stuffed bunny Ellis is missing! Is he in here?”
We were all puzzled and afraid, so we sat down in a circle, to think of suspects. We didn’t make much progress though, because we were all too speechless to think. Only Brownie could think of a suspect. He thought it was Mr. Paci, playing a trick on Jackie (Fenway’s mom) for not telling him why she wouldn’t talk to him. (Which I can’t tell you, because it’s a secret) Then suddenly, it dawned on me. It had to be Ms. Allen! She was the one who so many moons ago, threw us around and scared our children, making the classroom an unsafe place to be left without your Mommy. She must be getting revenge, because us animals took over the world (in a good way) and restricted her from being with stuffed animals. Suddenly, my superstitions were confirmed, as Mr. Paci walked in with Ms. Allen handcuffed. Mr. Meghan rushed off to get the podium for her trial. We all agreed to have her trial right away, for it would be highly dangerous to keep her in the building for long.
Within the first 3 minutes, the trial was over, and Ms. Allen was charged with:
§ Stuffed Animal Abuse
§ Kidnapping of Stuffed Animal
§ Attempted Murder of Stuffed Animal
§ Violation of Restraining Order on Stuffed Animal
Fortunately for us animals, Ms. Allen was sentenced to life! She was never seen torturing stuffed animals ever again, and justice was rightfully served!
YEAH JUSTICE!